my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.
if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them
"If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"
- Unknown (via sharkeisha)
(Source: witchury, via pizza)
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.